The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer
Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.
by BinkyDaClown September 27, 2021
The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.
After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.
by BinkyDaClown September 27, 2021
While you are pissing, if someone throws an object within your line of sight, you must immediately start tracking it with your piss. If you hit it, you immediately jack off and nut on it, but if your nut misses it, you kill yourself
Yooo, I was pissing at the kindergarten baseball practice and one of them threw a ball at me so I started the Tracking game, and hit it at the last second!
by Edge master200 April 02, 2024
by moemyint November 23, 2023
Generally used by military personnel to convey that they already understood something that was said to them.
Useful when you want to tell someone who's a higher rank than you that you already knew what they just told you, and you're kind of pissed that they thought you didn't already know, but the ridiculous stipulation of having to answer to a grown man who's only been in a year or two longer than you dictates that you can't have an opinion of your own, much less tell this man to piss off.
Disclaimer: is also used casually/non-aggressively, but its main appeal is that you can get away with being belligerent.
Useful when you want to tell someone who's a higher rank than you that you already knew what they just told you, and you're kind of pissed that they thought you didn't already know, but the ridiculous stipulation of having to answer to a grown man who's only been in a year or two longer than you dictates that you can't have an opinion of your own, much less tell this man to piss off.
Disclaimer: is also used casually/non-aggressively, but its main appeal is that you can get away with being belligerent.
by CynicalWind November 24, 2022
Jack: Owes, did you hear Paul from our year got married last weekend?
Owes: Yikes. We’re 20. That man is tracking.
Owes: Yikes. We’re 20. That man is tracking.
by Poshjoshintosch January 31, 2021
A friend or a stranger throws an object across your line of sight while you are pissing, and you track it with your piss. The moment you hit it, you immediately try to nut on it. If you miss, you kill yourself.
Yoooo, yesterday at the kindergarten baseball practice, I started tracking their balls, and I didn’t miss!
by Edge master200 April 02, 2024