keys cow

DO NOT USE THIS AND CONVERT IT INTO FILIPINO IT SAYS SUSI BAKA

oh look its a keys cow

by April 18, 2022

key food

Slang for cocaine. Typically used in the Chicago area.

Damn that motherfucker over there has got key food and you know he gonna hold out on us.

by ruhly January 01, 2011

keying a car

This is the action in which a person uses the keys of a car to temporarily scratch a car. Usually, this has very expensive results.

"Hey dude, wassup!?"
"Nothing man. Just saw an old grumpy man keying a car."

by Mqmagic February 19, 2019

bike keys

The tools of choice of bike thieves. Most often it is the 24" bolt cutters which can cut most any lock or cable. Heavy-duty U-locks are easily cut with an angle-grinder in 30 seconds. Older ones can simply be picked with a bic pen.

Damn, my wad is getting thin. I think I'll take my bike keys out on the town and earn me some more dinero.

by CameronBaum February 13, 2011

Key to the backdoor

It's a slang for the term anal. Meaning you put the male genitalia into the female's rectum.

E.G for key to the backdoor:

Male : I'll give you the key to the back-door baby!
Female : I'm not that dirty thank you... I don't like anal.

by Husky123654 December 16, 2014

The Red Key

Original owner of a popular discord server, He got rejected for being mentally slow in the brain. He was a close friend to EpiNick as you may know, Red key also has the weakest 2k saiyan in Final Stand.

"Guy 1: Have you ever heard of The Red Key"
"Guy 2: Rarely, I heard his lame ass fell off"
"Guy 1: True, He's probably working as a backup doctor"

by SpeakingFACTSRightHere March 04, 2021

Key Change

An emotional crescendo in a situation. The point at which everything seems to kick off.

Angry Guy: Whadaya mean you've been seeing someone else!
Casual Observer Guy: Oh shit, here comes the Key Change.

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006