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beat suite

When two roomates are absent for a long duration of time (trip, competition, or long shower) and the room is entirely empty but for one occupant. The remaining occupant then may masterbate at their will without being walked in on by their roomate. LOTS of masterbation usually ensues.

the beat refers to "beating your meat" and suite to a luxury room at an establishment.
ROOMY 1: Wow, we are both leaving for the weekend. That means Kyle will have the beat suite all to himself.

ROOMY 2: Man, he is going to be beating it allot.
by 226-Patriot February 16, 2010
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beat literature

A form of literature and writing. Short, staccato sentences that the author seems to have put to paper right after thinking them are characteristic for this type of writing. The writing seems to have a certain "beat" to it. It's most famous authors are Jack Kerouac and Hunter S. Thompson.
Dharma Bums by Kerouac is THE best beat literature out there.
by poetic_beatnik February 23, 2007
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Beat Guts

The act of repeated deep penetration during sex.
"Tiffany came through last night; you know I had to beat guts."
by Almighty Searcy January 12, 2015
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beat time

Similar to bed time, but takes place about 5 minutes prior. It's that special time of night when, you guessed it, masterbation occurs.
"I gotta go, it's my beat time."
by LosrDogg July 26, 2009
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Beat No Jimmy

Fucking a girl without a condom intentionally and being proud of it.
"Last night, I beat no jimmy, it felt bomb"

"I beat no jimmy, i need to get plan b"
by JDOT23 October 13, 2014
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beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.
He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.
by MateoP April 1, 2008
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she's beat

girl 1:"that's the girl bobby took home last night!"

girl 2:"oh... she's beat."
by some beat chick January 2, 2009
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