by ∆©˙√©√ June 6, 2021
Get the full blastmug. Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.
Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.
by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019
Get the Blasting porcelainmug. by xxxxkaire_xx January 19, 2022
Get the vampire blastmug. While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.
I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.
by Frosty October 6, 2016
Get the granny blastedmug. by MagicBucket August 26, 2016
Get the pit blastingmug. A Bro-Blast is where one loves their bro so much that they give them a massive hug from behind, to exert their masculinity and thrust their bro love into their buddies unsuspecting backside.
I love Kyle bro, earlier, dude Bro-Blasted me so hard i swear i couldnt walk for an hour or two. Guy is one chill bro.
by Helpmethisisnotajokeiambeinghe August 30, 2021
Get the Bro-Blastmug. Mandy: "I always leave work after you, David!"
David: "No, you are always gone like 10 min before you are supposed to leave."
Mandy: "Uh, no I don't. I know the truth."
Mike: (to co-workers) "Who thinks Mandy leaves early?"
Co-Workers: "She totally leaves early everyday"
Jessica: "Damn, Mandy, you just got put on public blast!"
David: "No, you are always gone like 10 min before you are supposed to leave."
Mandy: "Uh, no I don't. I know the truth."
Mike: (to co-workers) "Who thinks Mandy leaves early?"
Co-Workers: "She totally leaves early everyday"
Jessica: "Damn, Mandy, you just got put on public blast!"
by Clean21 May 1, 2008
Get the Public Blastmug.