three forces of evil

Three forces of evil means an extremely unfunny attempt at joke. Often used by retarded mental midgets. Known as the best way to cause death by boredom.

Also known as "three forces of shit".

It is important to know that so far no one in world has laughed at a Three Forces of Evil joke.
I tried to get rid of my wife, so I gave her "Three Forces Of evil" the book.

20 seconds of Three Forces Of Evil and even the healthiest person will die.

John had a problem, he could never stop laughing. So the doctor prescribed some "three forces of evil" to him.
by Britney Trolley October 30, 2007
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royal air force

The only smart air force in the entire world; with a white, red and blue target as their symbol. Capable of defending one island and their colonies against any threat presented to them.
The Royal Air Force was formed in 1918.
by C-Gull July 21, 2015
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air force none

(n.) any bootleg shoe resembling Nike's flagship design. They cannot be found in legitimate shoe stores, but are always on sale in flee markets and alleys.
HAHAHA, his air force nones don't even have a check on them!
by HU 2010 February 02, 2008
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cunt force trauma

Distended abdomen tell tale of too much hard sex
Tony went out a gladiator

She rode him with a pocket full of nickels
Doc said obvious cunt force trauma
She was glad he ate er

Mal Halla dude
by Tonythetiler December 15, 2021
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Prayer Force One

The pope flew aboard Prayer Force One from Italy to Poland
by The Ramones Suck August 31, 2009
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Blunt Force Ingenuity

Also referred to as BFI. The method used to determine the best usage of Blunt (or brute) force
Blunt Force Ingenuity is deciding whether to use a hammer or a pneumatic hammer, a power drill or a hand drill, a shovel or a snowblower.
Also referred to as BFI
by Rnydyman February 22, 2010
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Force 5 Domination

Domination so severe that all five senses, sight, hearing, touch, smell, and taste, are all completely overcome and rendered useless. Annihilation to such a degree that the victim feels they are unable to use all five senses in an effort to defend or control themselves, i.e., the feeling of being surrounded by complete darkness as if in a vacuum due to overwhelming domination or intense pleasure.
Derek: Have you seen Braveheart?
Steve: You mean the movie where William Wallace Force 5 Dominates the English Army?

Justyn: You ready to play some Madden?
Ryan: You ready for the Force 5 Domination?

Teresa (Lying in bed)
Mark (Walking into bedroom): You ready to be Force 5 Dominated?
by Force5Dominator April 16, 2010
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