Weird as dirt

Something someone says when trying to nicely describe their in-laws being abnormal
by Dave diggs September 26, 2021
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Feels nice but weird

Feels really good but you know it shouldn’t be feeling nice
My feet are tingling and it feels really good but I just know it shouldn’t but it feels nice but weird
by Bramblerosie4 December 27, 2023
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One Weird Tip

For pennies a day get your college diploma
You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen to one weird tip
by DontBeLikeTheSun September 18, 2023
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Weird Ari

A weird Ari is a strange human being who thinks he is a donkey. He is extremely insane and likes doing jumping jacks.
Jeez, that dude over there is a real Weird Ari”
by Odd Al March 25, 2022
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Weird-off

A slang term for people who can’t figure out a way to describe this feeling.

The (usually neutral) feeling of not knowing how to react to an action or statement made by another person.

( probably some sort of brain fart)
It’s… well… a noun.

I am weird-off
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bar-weird

BAR(BARely any rhythm) - WEIRD(strange, unfamiliar) 1: a vocal limitation from a scarcity of being able to imagine everyone is normal and what you see and hear is you, 2: a natural slight of verb for someone who doesn’t keep good emphatic books
Have you ever had a sweet kitty-cat walking up, rubbing against your leg, purring and jumping up in your lap only to smell their stinky butt? Then you’re looking to see if anything from cat’s ass got on you? Bar-weird is the mental projection of a cat-ass verbalized, vocalized, and like Marshal Macluhan observed, “The medium is the message.”

Stray: Oh you’re just a weirdo aren’t you?

Kitten: Hmm… smell’s a little bar-weird in here. Y’all smell that?

Stray: Huh?

Cat: Don’t get that on your coat or that will be your clown-fish smellin’ ass, Young Huck. Best adjust your own handle bars and let them adjust there’s.

Stray: What do you mean?

Kitten: Where I’m from…Cats respect themselves enough to ask us if we really wanna talk shit with a Cat-ass wearing that mud on their coat. Otherwise we’ll have a Union where a Cat-ass can go to feel ‘normal’ smelling like that stuck mindset.

Cat: Time Out: Y’all just let anyone adjust the handle bars on y’all’s bike? You good, Young Huck? Mama told me explicitly to stay out the mud today.

In a concept: ‘Bar-weird and Musical Genre’

‘Normal’ people might be bar-weird with genres such as Americana and Country if they don’t comprehend where they’re from. They might have come by it honest due to the limitations of caregivers. However, a person’s expression is only as comprehensive as far back as they can fetch their experience.
by goodhand April 11, 2024
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Weird is cool

When you take being weird is a compliment, and you ROCK it.
person: OMG ur so WEIRD! EWWWW!
You: Oh! Thanks! (Weird is cool)
by saskenarutosakuraLOVE October 21, 2019
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