a white man who wears nike clothing even knowing how fucking ugly it is (most often someone of the fat variety)
fat guy: dude check out this new nike shirt and these dope nike shoes
guy: you could at least wear the shoes while you're not wearing the shirt or everyone will think you're a nike douche
guy: you could at least wear the shoes while you're not wearing the shirt or everyone will think you're a nike douche
by joe rogan the thirty first April 3, 2010
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1. Sex
2. Foreplay
3. Naked Pleasures referring to anything that is pleasurable that is done whilst naked.
2. Foreplay
3. Naked Pleasures referring to anything that is pleasurable that is done whilst naked.
1. Ohhhh... o_O
2. Ohhh that's nice baby...
3. I <3 this new NS Siege map, I'm playing it whilst naked, it's a naked pleasure!
2. Ohhh that's nice baby...
3. I <3 this new NS Siege map, I'm playing it whilst naked, it's a naked pleasure!
by [LaFeeVerte]Requiem August 28, 2004
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A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.
A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.
by Todd&G April 24, 2008
Get the Naked Tree mug.Jenna : Wow Kiersten you got a Dodge Challenger how can you afford that?
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Kevin noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Kevin noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
by SlopNChop October 31, 2018
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John asked his English teacher to speak naked when he was confused with her incomprehensible explanation of King Lear.
by Professor Rusnak December 20, 2007
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