Nerd bait

A female character possessing all the traits likely to lure nerdy males into consuming a particular media product and included in that media product precisely for that purpose.

Such characters are usually cute and mousy, possess mathematical or scientific intelligence, often redheaded, generally nonthreatening, etc.

Examples include “Willow” from “Buffy: The Vampire Slayer” and “Chloe” from “Stargate: Universe”
Nerd 1: What do you mean Chloe isn't hot? She's my dream girl.

Nerd 2: Well, exactly. She is just too obviously Hollywood nerd bait for me to get into.
by dontuseyourrealname3 October 18, 2009
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nerd level

Ranked on a scale of nerdiness from 1 to 5. 1 being generally accepted, and 5 being social reject/basement dweller. Anime ranking 4, and Star Trek a 3.5. An exception being Babylon 5, which is a whopping 4.5 on the scale.
"Great. Babylon 5 is on!" "ah, crap. Im a nerd!"
by Stevey July 19, 2003
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L nerd

"l nerd" is commonly used by pre-pubescent teenagers whilst trying to make a comeback. they probably watch a streamer named Aladdin floss.
nerd-1: hey! this guy is poggers
nerd-2: shut up *grrr* im very toxic
nerd-1: im sorry bro
nerd-2: L nerd
by @pdgg June 08, 2021
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nerd rap

Hip hop based vocal music that attempts to express scientific, technological, or futuristic concepts using any style of lyricism as a vessel for it's message.

Nerd rap, as with all forms of self expression, is difficult to classify and is executed with varying degrees of excellence. Many artists have dabbled in nerd rap at one time or another without specifically meaning to and, vice-versa, many self proclaimed "nerd rappers" do not fit this definition.
A PS to the guy who thinks rap isn't music:

Music= Sound arranged over time.

Stop giving good nerds a bad name.

"Scienticians make good nerd rap!"
by SCIENTICIANS February 07, 2006
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sweaty nerd

Pale, un showered, bespectacled male between the ages of 16 and 40 that live in their mother's home and play WoW all day.

Typically these nerds are try hards and rage quit frequently. They can normally be seen wearing nerdy headsets and yelling at their computers.
Mom: dinner is ready
Nerd: I can't come down I'm in the middle of a super important raiding party!!!
Mom: get off of your lazy fat ass you sweaty nerd and get a real job! and get out of my house you're 30 years old!!
Nerd: *rolls eyes* ok whatever mom.....
by inomorethanyou August 04, 2014
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nerd flirt

Where two nerds are flirting through talking about nerd stuff.
The most common method of nerd flirting is through having a debate about something nerdy.
Ha! Ha! Annie totally engaging in nerd flirt with that guy over there.
by Anna Lisa August 14, 2007
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nerd virus

The second most deadly virus known. Very contagious. Transfered through air, water, food and contact. Transfer via sexual relations is unknown, due to lack of field data (please contact Nerd-Quarters Worldwide if you have such data).
Side effects include: other individuals not understanding your conversation, inexplicable increases/decreases in IQ level, failing eyesight, intense urges for cheetos, calcium loss in bones, sudden loss of interest in sexual relations, mario theme appreciation, nosebleeds, sudden death by bludgeoning, sword, or computer case shock.
Bob: "uh oh. looks like poor Billy has caught the nerd virus"
John: "Tch Tch, well looks like there is no other way. Take him out back and put him down Bob. Here use my sword."
by John Connor 2006 February 03, 2006
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