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naked man rule

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.
Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky
by vulture boi April 30, 2009
mugGet the naked man rulemug.

star bollock naked

going fully nude - British Term
"its soo hot am gonna go star bollock naked"
by ManchesterLad July 22, 2015
mugGet the star bollock nakedmug.

Reverse Naked Bloke

A reverse naked bloke is like a reverse naked choke in martial arts, however the victim is folded up like a pretzel as the aggressor tries to put his cock inside the victims arsehole.
Fuck me I’m sore from BJJ last night, Steve had me in a reverse naked bloke last and now I’m farting yoghurt”
by will98 June 1, 2023
mugGet the Reverse Naked Blokemug.

naked thumb war

Hey girl, what's going on tonight.. You want to have a naked thumb war?
by wafflebitch January 1, 2018
mugGet the naked thumb warmug.

naked worm shake

Term used instead of sex, naked worm shake.
Wanna do the ‘naked worm shake?’
by Sea siren October 12, 2018
mugGet the naked worm shakemug.

Naked Baby Golfer

A child in his underwear with a golfer cap
by Ndjdshsb February 13, 2018
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naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table
Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
mugGet the naked table ratmug.

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