Mustache

Music industry dickhead with no mind of their own, who only sprouts obvious statements to impress.

The mustache said if we sold as many records as Britney Spears we would be as successful"

At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.

If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.

by John Durr August 19, 2008

Mustachio

a member of a tribe that lives deep in the rain forest of Mongolia. they glue fake mustaches to their topper lips.

tyler the mustachio is constantly stroking his fake mustache.
For a lady mustachio alex looks pretty good with her glue-on mustache.

by TyMy March 31, 2011

polish mustache

Basically, after your bitch or lady friend comes back top side after tossing your salad, she exhibits a brown ring on her top lip.

"I know I didn't wipe too good so this bitch is definitely coming up with a polish mustache in full effect."

by Joecefius March 3, 2008

Tennessee Moustache

When someone lays a turd across the top lip of another person. Often used as a sexual act. May be altered as some prefer to lay their Penis across the top lip of their partner.

Pat will you please Tennessee Moustache me?

by Fred H March 5, 2009

handlebar moustache

a moustache that begins under your nose(like every other moustache)and curves downward beside your lips. moustaches are cool, but this on takes it to the extreme.

I woke up one day and the artist formally known as Zoe had a handlebar moustache.

by goats November 5, 2004

fudge mustache

The act of sucking anus, while the other defecates while in public, MUST BE mushy poop, no liquid with articles of corn and high fiber.

I wanna get me a Fudge mustache like that biatch over there.

by Bob America July 6, 2008

kool-aid mustache

when a man eats out a woman when she is on her period and gets blood on his upper lip

when mike was eating out alaina he came up with a kool-aid mustache.

by J. Stizz January 18, 2008