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MTV

Only keeps its viewers because of Jackass. Only good show is Jackass. Disappointing channel that has such a cool show called Jackass.
Dammit Jackass shouldnt have to suffer being on a shitty channel such as MTV, it should be on Comedy Central or something.....but oh wait, the two channels DID have a bidding war for the show, and dammit MTV won.......because it was desperate for viewers, so then here came the greatest show.....JACKASS!!! Moral of story??? I don't want my MTV, but I want my Jackass! And the MTV bastards cancelled 3-South, ANOTHER good show. MTV sucks ass.
by Your name May 25, 2003
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mtn dew

Mountain Dew's shitty way of 'revolutionizing' what they call a drink.
Yo... Marty go get the m-t-... wait I mean mtn dew, oh shit I MEAN THE MOUNTAIN DEW.
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MTV

Short for Music Television, but continuously shows reality television, such as The Real World, The Osbournes, Newlyweds, Road Rules, and Making The Video. Only show worth watching: Tough Enough.
Whatever happened to the MUSIC on MTV, which stands for MUSIC television?!?
by Some Dude Named Ryan October 25, 2003
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Mtv and the E channel

Take them both off the air and then disband the fucking shitty FCC too!
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mtsu

I got my degree in meth poduction at MTSU.
by Aunt_Jemima November 9, 2003
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MTZ

Pertaining to Martinez, CA in the Greater East Bay, which is eight miles away from Concord. This is slang that is indigenous to the younger generations that reside there. It shares the 925 Area Code. Also called 'M-Town' by some, though that category is largely associated to mean Modesto by Californians.
"Bro, I haven't been back to my hood for hella days now-"

"A'ight, so when's the next time you're coming back down to MTZ then?"
by The 925's Protector February 1, 2009
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mtv

MTV:

1.) Also known as "The Boner Network", as suggested by comedian Lewis Black.

2.) A possible alternative to Viagra.

3.) A source of T&A in moving picture form for middle schoolers everywhere.

4.) A source of talentless male singers for high school girls to drool over.

5.) A repository for reality shows that are far from reality.

6.) A network which, despite its name, has little to do with music.
1.) "Had any of these people ever even seen MTV? All you gotta do is watch it for 5 minutes to know it should be called "The Boner Network!"" Quote from Lewis Black.

2.) "Look, if you're having trouble getting the least bit aroused, turn on MTV!"

3.) "Every day kids come home from school and say to their parents 'I'm gonna go watch MTV!!'. then they lock themselves in their rooms, turn on the TV, and just put their little peckers right on the set!" Quote from Lewis Black.

4.) "ZOMG he is soooo HOT!!!" said the girl who has bad taste in music...

5.) "Tropical environment, place with no obese people to be seen anywhere, no 'ugly' women (by men's standards), Tila Tequila walking around proudly displaying her breasts for all the world to see... If only the real world was that way..."

6.) "Why would you hire MTV... to do music? MTV has nothing to do with music. MTV is a video. And video goes where? In your EYE! EYE, EAR, EAR, EYE. Big, fuck, DIFFERENCE!!!"
Quote from Lewis Black.
by Hudizzle February 21, 2008
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