Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

A show that's basically a kid friendly version of strip clubs.

People say "come inside it's fun inside" in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse probably because they're afraid of saying "c*m inside, we'll get drunk inside" due to kids being to young to ejaculate or drink.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 19, 2022

Mickey Mouse

An evil mouse that Disney uses to steal money from people.

Disney sent Mickey Mouse to the Simpsons to get people to buy Simpson merchandise.

by Durrunited June 10, 2020

ur spouse a mouse

The deadliest insult of all humanity. It destroys no u and reverse cards.

Tom: ur mom gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur mom and dad gay together
Jack: ur sister mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Jack: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Jack: ur family tree lgbt
Tom: ur ancestors incestors
Jack: ur species feces
Tom: ur genus likes penis
Jack: ur family reunion homosexual comunion
Tom: Don't make me say it
Jack: Say it pussy
Tom: YOUR SPOUSE A MOUSE
Jack: Fucking dies and implodes

by stewie2gay May 27, 2018

Mouse-Click Activism

Political and social action through activities such as signing Internet petitions, clicking on "click to give" sites such as The Hunger Site, posting the color of your bra on Facebook as a way to raise awareness of breast cancer. Arguably either pointless and self-indulgent or tech-savvy, next gen activism.

Two typical examples of mouse-click activism: The Hunger Site, where advertisers agree to contribute funds towards food relief based on the number of clicks per day on the site. Each visitor can be counted for only one click per day. Results are reported each day in number of cups of food for which funds were raised by clicks that day. An example of an Internet petition is one started in Shropshire, UK to protest road tolls, which obtained more than 1 million sign-ons.

by TofuGirl January 23, 2010

tickle the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands

His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to tickle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn

by margrette sees January 23, 2013

Shut your mouse!

For use when telling somebody to be quiet on the internet. Shut your mouth would not be appropriate because they are not using their mouth as a part of the conversation.

You know they say that Ronald McDonald is one bad mother... "Shut your mouse!"

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

left hand mousing

the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.

bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"
bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."

by Trent Schoneweis August 22, 2007