metro-sexual

1. Someone who has sex on the subway.
2. Someone who is turned on by the subway.

Yo, look at that faggot beside the traintracks. Hes wacken off, staring at the trains.

by Mikey July 23, 2004

metrocorp, corp.

the most hardcore company.

"MetroCorp, corp. is so awesome! OMG I want a 4 sided triangle!!!!!!111"

by tarudos January 15, 2004

metroamish

Postmodern hippie look using metrosexual elements (designer eyewear) and Simple Folk style elements (Ahab beard, linsy-woolsy).

C Everett Koop kinda defined the metroamish look.

by sukilaika April 16, 2007

Metro Man

someone who isn't average, they are usually metrosexual, worries about the wrong things and sometimes used as an insult towards another friend.

when your day is going bad just call your friend a metro man, it makes the world right-side up again.

example: Chase you are a metro man, " no you are a metro man " oh yeah you are right!

by Sandwhich maker April 9, 2021

5 meter peter

A BIG BONER, I MEAN FUCKING MEGAN FOX MUST HAVE WALKED BY TO GIVE U THAT

HAHA look at his 5 meter peter

by 1234373567474 May 21, 2011

Kickass-o-meter

a scale that measures how kickass someone or something is. Normally used when an already cool person does something awesome, normally followed by applause.

Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.

Me- dude look at the gym teacher.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.

by MaximumOverdrive March 28, 2009

Metro Station

The BEST band ever. Yes, sometimes their lyrics don't really make sense, and yes, maybe a lot of their songs seem slightly perverted, but their music has such a good sound to it. Plus, Trace and Mason are SUPER hot, so that's always a bonus. Trace's voice is very smooth, while Mason's is high-pitched but beautiful. Metro Station rox.

Person 1: What was that totally amazing band that we heard on the radio the other day?

Person 2: Oh that was Metro Station. I know they rock! I love them.

by LushLuver July 14, 2009