"Do you listen to This American Life?" - John
"It's a pretty good candidate for NPR masturbation." - Charlene
"It's a pretty good candidate for NPR masturbation." - Charlene
by ImaHonky April 19, 2009
Get the NPR Masturbationmug. It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.
by drugaddict4206669] September 15, 2016
Get the masterbait (masturbate)mug. Air masturbation is when a woman sucks air in and out of her vagina or asshole to masturbate with it.
"I heard weird sucking and farting noises coming from her room for the past 10 minutes. She must have been using Air Masturbation.
by baronessjeans May 31, 2018
Get the Air Masturbationmug. When you find your way from day dreaming about sex to full on intercourse with your mind. No touching of the genitals. Just that pure, raw, emotional feeling. Your internal love is enough to propel you to climax. Usually done whilst laying in bed, thinking about a significant other or a crush.
I love her so much, whenever I think about her I find myself endulging in metaphysical masturbation.
by JGUMBY April 16, 2019
Get the metaphysical masturbationmug. When u jerk off and jump repeatedly while screaming "IM IN SPACEEE" before cumming all over the planets
Guy: dude i masturbated last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and I nutted all over the solar system
Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
by looneylobs August 5, 2017
Get the gravitational masturbationmug. A conversation with the purpose of confirming or showing off both parties' knowledge in a certain field, without providing new leads or ideas.
They kept jerking each other's brain off in that round of intellectual masturbation about algorithms optimization.
by SollyDMonkey July 3, 2022
Get the Intellectual masturbationmug. by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
Get the masturbation and pornmug.