Not lost but stolen

It may not be on my finger, but it's still in my heart. I hope you're keeping them all safe.
The cards are yours to play, it's your move.
The question is: will you return what's mine, or will you come and get what's yours?

I noticed the next day it was missing, do you remember what you said? It might be not lost but stolen by someone that doesn't want us to work out. Was that someone you?

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023

Bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce

The art of minimizing stress by an uncontrolled amount of procrastination whilst maximizing alcohol intake, without developing an addiction to it.

"Damn I wished i could bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce smh.."

by McBoi May 23, 2018

Losted

A word used when a situation unexpectedly becomes very awkward or terrible.

Arnold and his friends usually go out on a Friday night. Roj who is an acquaintance self invites himself to go out with them at night. Arnold and his friend all whisper losted softly as the night just gets awkward.

"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."

by Puifoongdoilooklikeigiveafuck June 9, 2016

Losted

A word used when a situation unexpectedly becomes very awkward or terrible.

Arnold and his friends usually go out on a Friday night. Roj who is an acquaintance self invites himself to go out with them at night. Arnold and his friend all whisper losted softly as the night just gets awkward.

"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."

by Puifoongdoilooklikeigiveafuck June 9, 2016

Lost lemons

When you go balls deep in a bitch and you can't get your nuts out her vagina (:

Guy 1: I went so deep in her I got lost lemons
Guy 2: wow.

by I_know_everything August 3, 2013

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

lost duckling

always high or drunk; follows everyone around swaying (waddling) in a non-annoying way. always cracks the best jokes.

Dude, Sarah is such a lost duckling rn. Get on that!

by BrianBrock December 4, 2018