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Losted

A word used when a situation unexpectedly becomes very awkward or terrible.
Arnold and his friends usually go out on a Friday night. Roj who is an acquaintance self invites himself to go out with them at night. Arnold and his friend all whisper losted softly as the night just gets awkward.

"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."
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relic lost

The state of being unable to close your anus after losing your anal virginity.
A: Wow, are you sure you're okay? You've been going to the toilet a lot.
B: It's nothing, I just got my relic lost, it'll heal.
by Robert Roberswine September 27, 2023
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Lost Tape

Videos that contain private or embarrassing content which is not easily accessible.
If you saw Miguel's last night lost tape you would kick him out.
by M3227 August 29, 2021
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Lost Cause

a Conspiracy made by racist saying the civil war wasn't about slavery and was about tariffs or "States rights"
most people who believe are fat old people that live in South Carolina or Georgia
Retard: i believe in the Lost cause and the civil war was about states rights
everyone who has a brain: states right to do what mate?
by HistoricalFanatics March 2, 2022
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Lost

Wrong and dumb. The absence of something at insemination is not the subtraction of something and you're conflating the two.
Hym "Wrong. Sure sometimes they have lost a parent. The gay parents either bought child components or adopted. And sometimes the REASON the child no long has parents (in the case of adoption) is 'an act of God' and the choice is between -2 parents and +2 parents (indefinitely). And I imagine there are a lot of children who go unadopted. Really. These fucking natalist breeders are so fucking desperate to artificially inflate the value of their lives and then lord over everyone for all of eternity it is insane."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
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lost soldier

Slip the condom off while inside the girl without her knowing.
I met this chick last night and lost my soldier! She had no idea but will know in a month. Gave her a lost soldier.
by Darryl Tolbert June 2, 2017
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30 lost

Ay TiMmAy u 30 lost bruh?
by Toothpick 420 March 22, 2021
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