Lorenzo

Lorenzo can tend to be a weak ass fuckboy who is usually short and likes to play soccer. Likes to mess with people's minds and often doesnt like a lot of people. Will pretend to like you just to talk about you behind your back. Acts cool when usually aren't and can be mean. Sometimes Lorenzos can be very nice but not around the age 11-13. A bad liar.

Middle Schooler: Hey Lorenzo is such a dick.
Boy: I know you don' want to be like him.

by plussycushion January 23, 2015

lorencia

A Kawaii Potato

Kid : Mom what did you cook for dinner ?
Mom : I cooked some Lorencia (A kawaii Potato)

by Mitei Mitei August 4, 2014

Lorence

A bizarre bird with long feathers atop his head, band tees (rarely washed), and a pet bobcat. He can be found regularly on the social media site "youtube" creating anti-religious videos and the occasional "love is a pie chart" vid. Overall chill, just bring ear plugs for the pirate metal.

What is this, Pirate metal? Gosh you look like a bird, you must be a Lorence.

by freaKENcraZIE July 29, 2011

Lorelai

1. A Norwegian hobgoblin, possibly related to the lory. Hair changes drastically when exposed to Icelandic conditions.

Hey look! There's a Lorelai over there! Jesus, his hair's screwed up! Hide!

by Jonny Finlay July 6, 2006

Loredo

A guy with the biggest penis ever, he usually has boners most of the time and is kind of a pervert who like to ask girls for nudes. He is in to blondes with big boobs and will do anything to get those pictures.

Who asked for nudes? LOREDO

by lezzzlir March 29, 2015

Lorenzo

A guy who is a complete dickhead. He is a retard that has no life and only asks for nudes. Not only does he do that, but he plays with girls and uses them like toys. He is the opposite of all the good things in the world. Basically he is the devil.

Lorenzo can go smd, cause he just keeps asking me for nudes.

by toomuch78 June 25, 2018

loren

a drug

he did loren

by robert1234 February 7, 2015