loling

Verb. Used when joking about something which demeans the person you use it against one way or another.

Johnny: "I screwed your sister man, i'm not gonna lie. It was good"
Steven: "So did i man"
Johnny: "What? Serious? i was just loling with you man"

by Sudyer October 5, 2008

loving cup

Noun
1. A close, affectionate session of anal sex, noticeably more gentle and sweet than all other forms of anal sex.

*Sigh* Man, Kiera Knightly is so beautiful, I wish I could give her a loving cup.

by GoatBoySteve October 21, 2005

Tire Loving Fag

Person Who has a fetish or obsession with tires.

"Dad what are you looking at?"
"Im looking at tires boy, shut up"
"Do we even need tires Dad?"
"No!"
"Then y are you looking at them?"
"Because im a fucking Tire Loving Fag. Thats why"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Lobing

The opposite of Snozzling (to fuck someone up the nose with your tiny penis), Lobing is to fuck someone up the ear with your tiny penis.

"My penis doesn't fit in your vagina!"
"OK then, let's lobe!"
"Yah, lobing is the only way I can have intercourse with you!"

by Caleb Amaral February 23, 2009

Louing It

Termed named after Cubs' skipper Lou Piniella. It is the tendency to leave a struggling pitcher in the game until there is no hope of ever snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. Also, pulling a winning pitcher from the game, then letting the reliever stay in the game when he struggles and loses the game when the Cubs were once 11 ahead.

"The manager must be throwing the game- he let the pitcher walk the bases full and delivered a grand slam pitch- I hate when he's "Louing It"

by irishmary May 7, 2010

Looking for socks

The excuse given to your friends when you disappear into your bedroom for a quickie.

Man: Yo I'm back.
Friend: Dude were you two having sex?
Man: No dude, I was just looking for socks.

by pleasedgf October 9, 2011

Looping Clap

A strange disease that afflicts people who make excessive use of Roland drum machines or emulations thereof.

"Check out my sick beat"
"Yeah, dude, you've got the looping clap. You should see a doctor about that."

by obscure_robot August 20, 2012