carl logic

Compleately retared statement that rejects all comon sense and anything that would work properly, one step sideways of girl logic...

that light bulb is in the toilet, chevy is the best car ever it cant be beat by anything in a race but it really sucks. the wind blows left but the box explodes carl logic

by lee susanes January 11, 2011

tampon logic

How women think without intellectual, dialectical, thought, idea, argument, account, reason, or principle.

Dude I wish I understood women but I don't get their tampon logic.

by DB199MM June 26, 2008

Republican Logic

1. Undeconstructed Aristotelian logic, that is to say, a persistent manifestation of a centuries-old oppression by dead white males from the Graeco-Roman tradition. See "feminist epistomology", "gender situated knowledge", so on

2. Being too "left brained"

3. Intelligible thought

You'll never understand Lysenko theory or New Age holistic herbalism with your Republican logic.

by DrCruel April 9, 2006

Femi-logic

A term used to describe the semi-logical arguments often created by females to confuse their male counteparts.

Girl: I'm female, therefore I'm right.
Boy: Erm, no, that's femi-logic.

by Bill Blackstone May 13, 2009

leggings

Leggins are Dumb.

If you want to look sexy or cute or not like an idiot wear stockings

That stupid girl thinks she looks hott in leggings

by s mc March 7, 2008

Logging

Another Term for Masturbate (Or Masturbating), started on an internet forum in the thread "The Masturbation Log"

Also: Log, Logged, Logger

Kram3r: Barka! I'm trying to catch this fucking Teddirusa but my pokeball keeps fucking up!

Barker: Shut up, I'm logging. ~haermm~

by Neil Green November 8, 2007

Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality

Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.

by Ryan Sprinkle June 6, 2007