linum

Being able to handle one's finances pretty well!

Clara: Have you seen Aaron's new Dodge Challenger Hellcat?
Ashley: Ugh, yes! Aaron looks so spicy in it. How can he afford such a cool car?
Clara: Idk, he must have been pretty linum in the past!

by Black-Amex March 9, 2022

hag-lines

Facial lines of unkind and mean people.

You're 31 years old and have hag-lines on your face because you're mean to undeserving people.

by Esun August 5, 2010

Navel lint

Navel lint is one of those things or folks that tend to exist for no particular reason and which serve no useful purpose. You'll be sitting out on the back verandah with a beer in your mitt gazing out on your domain and you'll be having a good old scratch of your belly and, in your boredom, happen to inspect your belly button, having forgotten all about it or not noticed it in quite a few years. You'll give that a bit of an explore and lo and behold...there it is...navel lint. No discernible colour or hint as to its source and it manages to take your interest for a good two or three seconds while you wonder about its origin or purpose and feel a vague sense of pleasure having freed your navel of it. It's perhaps somewhat like the pleasure that only a boy can understand from a good successful nose or scab pick.

So that's what navel lint is - someone who has much in common with a crusty old scab or a bit of nose pick. Best way to handle them is to just flick them away.

There's a piece of navel lint that pops into the forum once in a while with the express purpose of stinking the place up. Nine times out of ten I'd ignore it but this time it made some particularly obnoxious and insulting remarks...

by Mitziel September 19, 2013

Rotund Lint Ball

When a male shaves his pubes only to paste them back together on his crotch in the shape of an orb.

Did you see Jerry's rotund lint ball? It was very well constructed.

by The Grand Nippler March 31, 2015

Charles (Link) Neal

Link Neal (or daddy garlic fingers) is the other half of the YouTube account “Good Mythical Morning” hes sometimes described as “feminine” and really struggles to eat things occasionally (aka balls). If you’ve seen the show you know he likes to talk. A lot. Mr. Neal has quite the sense of humor though “he’s never been to a club before.”

Person 1: “hey did you watch Charles (Link) Neal try to eat balls dipped in chocolate yesterday?”
Person 2: “uhm excuse me?”

by jules18 May 13, 2019

pipe line

A long stream of pipes going across a large area. Has an unnecessary amount of sexually related definitions to it on Urban Dictionary.

Jim: "I live close to that oil pipe line."

by UDRejuvenator June 24, 2023

Bangable Bicep Line

The threshold of upper-body muscularity of a female that determines her eligibility for procreative, romantic and other amorous activities.

"Dude I think that girl from the rock gym is hot. I think I'm going to bring her home tonight."

"Seriously man? She's way past the bangable bicep line for me."

by finest-one September 3, 2012