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Home le' sexual

This is a person that only has sex with homeless people of his or her gender. Perferably homeless french people.
Who Big Matty? Man that guy is a Home le' sexual. He only gets down with a guy if he doesn't shave and smells like cheese dude.
by Matt, Steve, & Travis :() January 9, 2014
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pepe le pew

When a gals juices have trickles down over her anus, and then she farts, spraying her man with a 'mist like' cloud.
While relaxing on the bed after eating out my girlfriend, she pepe le pew'd on my leg!
by Nix7080 November 4, 2006
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Le Cordon Bleu

A sexual act performed on a beach between a male and his female "slampiece". At some point during sexual intercourse, the male specimen removes his condom-free member from the female specimen's vagina. He then proceeds to insert his penis into the sand. After this "poke of faith", the male then re-inserts his penis into the female's vagina, and continues to pleasure his lady-friend, as well as himself. Once the climax is reached, the male elects to ejaculate inside of the vagina. With the cooperation of the female, a successful Le Cordon Bleu has been executed.
For spring break, I told my girlfriend that we were going to get Le Cordon Bleu. Little does she know that this one will be on the house.
by McRanchyHands March 24, 2011
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Le Joyeux Festin

1)the french word for: the Happy Meal, from McDonnald. Pronounced: L-eh Joa-y-eh Fay-sten

2) a reference to an oral sexual act
1)
Stranger: Bonjour, I want Le Joyeux Festin pleaze
French McDo girl: You are of ze wanting of ze Coka-Cola?
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACTUALY LEARN ENGLISH?! I'M OUT OF HERE YOU ARSE!!

2)
Guy 1: so, what you did with Sandy last night?
Guy 2: I gave her Le Joyeux Festin
Guy 1: XD
by MachinegunOarg December 23, 2007
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Les Neuf DeRonde

contagious subculture infecting the glamourous and trendy population of today's society through mesmerizing photographs and genius art.
Clueless caveperson: Ugh, I am so uncool. How can I become fabulous?
Socialite: Idk, you'd have to go to Les Neuf DeRonde's website and ask X-ander Paul because he's the new authority on fabulousity.
by HeidiMontag May 7, 2010
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Swing Le Boiis

When you do a weird almost standing up splits and swing your hips to prevent your nuts from sticking to your thigh
just swing your hips to the side of your body and swing back and forth repeatedly until testes are unstuck.
my boiis are a sticking lemme give em a swingin! In this Case you gotta Swing Le Boiis
by trjtkryl June 8, 2018
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le slap day

on november 23, you can slap people. you can slap people shorter than you 1:00-12:00 am. you can slap people taller than you 1:00-12:00 pm.
tall boi: it november 23. and 3:00 am
small boi: whats november 2- OH NO IT LE SLAP DAY
by a total e-girl November 14, 2019
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