het-lag

wasting too much of your life trying to force heterosexuality only to accept yourself for who you are and embrace your sexuality in the end.

"I spent the first 20 years of my life suffering from het-lag but now I'm free"

Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.

by tatsamie September 30, 2020

take a lag

To 'take a lag' means to go to jail.

"He better hope the cops get to him first 'coz I'll happily take a lag to fuck him up myself!"

by rm84 October 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Lag

The term used when lag occurs in a game but only when you're looking at the thing that lags your game.

Guy 1: "I spawned a skyscraper on Garry's Mod but it only lagged the game when I looked at it?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"

by BoneZonelol October 8, 2020

Lag-Fu

The art of using your poor latency or slow internet connection in a video game against an opponent

The hell?! Did this 200 ping looking motherfucker just clip through half my attacks and kill me?
Yeah, he did. This guy's using some serious Lag-Fu.

by Casey Watts July 8, 2022

Rager Lag

A state of being in between states of consciousness, caused by partying too hard for too many consecutive nights with 30+ Jews in the holy land.

Often including lack of sleep, consumption of alcohol, and intermittent shawarma recoveries.

Itay partied so hard he got Rager Lag and never recovered.

by Trytytv July 19, 2022

LAG

LAG is L ... A........G or a when a game gets frozen and makes you wanna rage quit and use a rage bade

In a fight
Me:Ez win
Game:I don't like you, lets cause some LAGGGGG
Me:Aaaah watch the flipppppppppppppppppppppppp, I died

by AFlIPPER👹 June 26, 2022

peer lag

When you're just a little behind on your peers' interests and doings...

Man, I can't get over this peer lag. It's making me feel detached.

by HerrshOFate August 11, 2022