involving one very overweight and hairy nude man slathering himself in mayonnaise and belly-flopping onto another man while screaming “Mega-Knight!” at the top of his lungs.
All that I heard was a slathering noise, like something wet and heavy being smeared across flesh. Then came a horrifying, guttural belch that echoed through the dark room.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.
by smackarooskii October 10, 2025
Get the The Mega Knightmug. by goobais abadsong May 19, 2020
Get the Jackson Knightmug. A person who is very avant gaurd. A trend setter. Someone who dresses differently than the rest. When making fun of fashion and trending, they can be compared to homeless people.
by Dr_professor_zoey October 31, 2013
Get the avant knightmug. by Dikcphuck January 24, 2017
Get the Dark knightmug. 1) A person who protects and justifies the actions, behaviour, or opinions of dark-coloured individuals, regardless of whether they are controversial, racist, or illegal. It is similar to a White Knight but related to dark-skinned persons instead of females.
2) A movie title about and the nickname of Batman.
2) A movie title about and the nickname of Batman.
A) My black friend punched me, so I punched him back. A dark knight rushed to his aid and threatened to beat me.
B) When persons of white skin colour make controversial but factual statements concerning persons of dark skin colour, they must prepare themselves for dark knights.
C) The police had no choice but to shoot and kill a black criminal, but many are dark knighting how it is due to the police being racist.
B) When persons of white skin colour make controversial but factual statements concerning persons of dark skin colour, they must prepare themselves for dark knights.
C) The police had no choice but to shoot and kill a black criminal, but many are dark knighting how it is due to the police being racist.
by BetterForget May 31, 2021
Get the Dark Knightmug. Referencing the Kirk Knight single where he says, "what the fuck you know 'bout the knight time." If someone asks you what the fuck you know about the knight time, they are basically asking you what's good. The knight time is when kirk shines brightest, and you should too.
by A$AP HETTI June 17, 2017
Get the knight timemug. this term is used to describe
1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.
2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.
1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.
2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.
two boys discussing physics homework:
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2013
Get the neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turkmug.