by sealav December 20, 2014
Get the missionary kickmug. When a boy receives a kick to his groin. A kick in the balls is usually used by a girl but can also be used by a boy as a joke if they don’t do it too hard. A boy who forcefully hits another boy in the balls is not valid. Girls who forcefully hit boys in the balls are also not valid but there is nothing we can do about it.
Girlfriend : wanna sleep at mine ?
Boyfriend : sure but your house stinks
Girlfriend : omg shut up and get changed
Boyfriend : ok *begins to remove shirt*
Girlfriend : quickly uses a kick in the balls while he has his shirt over his head
Boyfriend : had no idea what’s just happened but falls to the ground and starts rolling around grabbing on to his groin
Girlfriend : you shouldn’t of said my house stinks
Boyfriend : that was too far im breaking up with you
Girlfriend : kicks him in the balls even harder while the boyfriend was only wearing underwear
Boyfriend : dies
Boyfriend : sure but your house stinks
Girlfriend : omg shut up and get changed
Boyfriend : ok *begins to remove shirt*
Girlfriend : quickly uses a kick in the balls while he has his shirt over his head
Boyfriend : had no idea what’s just happened but falls to the ground and starts rolling around grabbing on to his groin
Girlfriend : you shouldn’t of said my house stinks
Boyfriend : that was too far im breaking up with you
Girlfriend : kicks him in the balls even harder while the boyfriend was only wearing underwear
Boyfriend : dies
by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023
Get the Kick in the ballsmug. by Pussy kick May 11, 2017
Get the pussy kickmug. This is where someone takes their foot (with or without shoes) and places it rapidly and firmly against your genitalia in a manner to cause the person who owns said genitalia excruciating pain which may or may not lead to things like; crossed eyes, loss of breath, crying like a baby, anger, confusion, thoughts of random animals and soreness through out the middle abdomen.
by MR34 August 6, 2014
Get the kicked in the jimmymug. Used instead of "go screw yourself" or other such terms, it's a silly way to say "get lost". It was started by a girl in Utah, and has spread throughout the state and beyond.
by pinkfloydpuffer February 1, 2009
Get the kick a boxmug. When a male forces a fart an it unexpectedly explodes under his nutsack does feeling like he got kicked in the balls!
by Wrongway bandit December 3, 2019
Get the Fart kickmug. by Raoul Duke November 11, 2015
Get the kick the habitmug.