1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Junk Space

The amount of room for male genitalia in a given pair of underwear.

Dude why is your hand in your pants?
I'm fixing my dick.
Whats wrong with it?
Its all stuck together because these briefs have no junk space bro.

by KAEDENBENNETT September 17, 2012

Junk

"It's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called Junk"

Person 1: Will you please fondle my junk.

Person 2: Sure.

by fiery_y_king March 9, 2020

Junked up

What the crew chief says when it takes him 5 minutes to hook a nozzle up to the SPR.

"Hey man, your hose is junked up."

by OH OH SHIZAM March 14, 2010

Junk Diving

The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.

He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."

She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."

by Retorter February 19, 2012

Junk mailbox

A system that emails use to divert annoying ad-spam/hide incredibly important emails, and then lie about having the latter.

Goddamn Junk mailbox made me miss the meeting I was emailed about.

by ithinkiamnewhere November 7, 2012

Junk (bet)

Junk (bet) – Referred to as Dots, the bet involves earning a point, or Dot, for predetermined achievements during a round of golf. Dots are assigned a monetary value, say $1. Dots include, but are not limited to: Birdie, Chippie, Greenie, Mongolian Reversal (bet), Sandie, Barkie, Rockie, and the elusive Skullie (bet), almost earned by one of the clowns at the road on 4.

That fuckin’ Murphquake, he intentionally hits it into the bunkers just to get Junk (bet)!

by Just another clown June 20, 2020