John 

Cute funny always happy but when mad can be very angry great soccer player and a good hugger/kisser

John is a good kisser

ikr

John by jv to smooth March 28, 2022

John 

A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself

What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John

John by fruit tea April 5, 2022

John 

There once was a legend named John,
So staunch he was known as the Don,

A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.

The memories you’ll make with this guy

(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm

This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I

Loser Girl 1: oh my god that john is actually crazy. It’s scary.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.

John by Coddleswod April 23, 2022

John 

someone who probably broke hearts a million times

:are you okay?
:no.
:why?
:john.

John by yesiknowilovefood April 25, 2022

John 

A John is a person who is the biggest band kid there is. He is a dream stan and when he tries to denie it, it only adds to his dream stan behavior.

Look at John playing the trumpet and watching the latest Minecraft man hunt.

John by Mrcheef April 27, 2022

John 

A big bisexual dumbo

Omg I didn't know you were a John!

John by One to many Mexicans in my lif May 2, 2022

John 

An EL Italian boy who is secretly an animorph.

John? Are you an animorph?

John by animorphlova May 4, 2022