Pingpong Jock

An alpha male who is frequently seen speeding down highways and winning drag races.

Hey man did you see that Pingpong Jock the other day?
Yeah man he was benching like 150kg yesterday. I felt like such a simp next to him 🤦 ♂️.

by Pingpong Jock October 6, 2020

cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017

Control Jock

CJ

A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.

There were 2 djs,one live act, and a (CJ) control jock in the lineup last night.

by Maser vinz November 8, 2022

Shock Jock

When your dick hits the electrical outfit. Often used in Canada

-By ABraveBoy

This guy shock jocked his dick like a phone charger!

by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022

Jock

The man who brings the water.

Staving off dehydration in the intoxicated masses, this man saves lives with quiet intent.
Many assume due to his name sake, that a Jock would be rude and crude, but in reality, Jock is a man who quietly loves behind a guise of apathy.
Breaks in new boots without a whimper of pain.

Thanks for the water Jock 😊

by WhiskyGirl84 August 7, 2021

Jocke

A father to a rasberry cream loving boy . He has 40 doughters and loves to fuck small boys. Has a cousin named Michel and has no hair on his head

Ohhh thats Jockes gay son

by Jocke destroyer March 27, 2019

Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025