After blowing your load, the girl spreads your penis hole open and sticks her tongue in to get the rest out.
by HBOY March 22, 2010
Get the Valve Jobmug. noun
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at
"Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken tonight."
"What a fucking skeet job!"
"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."
"What a fucking skeet job!"
"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."
by JELMS January 19, 2010
Get the skeet jobmug. Getting a blowjob from a girl that has a wad of tobacco, aka "dip," in her mouth. Thus receiving oral pleasure and a nicotine buzz simultaneously.
by D Peterskin August 8, 2009
Get the Dip Jobmug. World's second best youth group only to DeMolay. Everyone who is not a Jobie should be jealous. Is a group for girls but the best of the best guys can join as a male representative.
Group whose members are called Jobies. They have the best times of their lives and learn how to become even more amazing at these events. They love to hang out with DeMolay boys.
Group whose members are called Jobies. They have the best times of their lives and learn how to become even more amazing at these events. They love to hang out with DeMolay boys.
Tom: Damn! That girl is hott!
Brad: Hey baby, (corny pick up line).
Lauren: Sorry but I'm in Job's Daughters and I date DeMolay boys.
Tom & Brad: Let's join DeMolay!
Mark: That girl is famous.
Beth: I know, it's cuz she was in Job's Daughters.
Brad: Hey baby, (corny pick up line).
Lauren: Sorry but I'm in Job's Daughters and I date DeMolay boys.
Tom & Brad: Let's join DeMolay!
Mark: That girl is famous.
Beth: I know, it's cuz she was in Job's Daughters.
by Nathan (best bethel beau ever) August 1, 2008
Get the Job's Daughtersmug. 1) To pursue multiple job applications and offers, usually all at the same time.
2) To be employed in a series of different jobs in quick succession, usually only staying for a short time at each of them.
Often engaged in by persons employed in McJobs.
2) To be employed in a series of different jobs in quick succession, usually only staying for a short time at each of them.
Often engaged in by persons employed in McJobs.
by Daniel June 1, 2004
Get the job-skankingmug. a type of blowjob, where the girl giving you head deapthroats you so good where she gags herself on the dick, letting out a little vomit onto the penis. this causes a burning sensation on the penis along with a great blowjob.
boy A- hey man lets invite those sluts over from last weekend, they give acid jobs.
boy B- naw man im good. i dont like vomit on my penis.
boy B- naw man im good. i dont like vomit on my penis.
by bopster king June 26, 2010
Get the Acid jobmug. An action usually reserved for the "band slut," i.e. the most promiscuous girl in the school band, where she proceeds to give oral sex to every other member.
- "Did you hear that girl Angela gave a band job?"
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."
by jl91 December 15, 2008
Get the band jobmug.