Leeroy Jenkins

To do something to intentionally piss one or more people off, for your own amusement.

Ex: Leeroy Jenkins, duh.

You can also use Leeroy for short.

Guy 1: "So yeah, I pissed a bunch of people off when I lit some A&F and Hollister clothes on fire, only to make a statement."
Guy 2: "I think they got the idea, Mr. Leeroy Jenkins."

Guy 1: " Dude, watch this shit."
*Goes and does some shit to piss everyone off*
Guy 2: "What a retard."
Guy 3: "He's not a retard, he's.."
Guy 1: "LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!"
Guy 2: "Goddamnit, Leeroy."

by David777 October 14, 2008

Jerkin' Jacks

A more healthful alternative to standard male masturbation, which is is performed in the decidely lazy position of sitting down.

A jerkin' jack is simply a standard jumping jack with the exception of one hand being devoted to masturbating.

5 minutes of jerkin' jacks burns approximately 1300 calories

Kent: What do you do to put off the weight, joe?
Chris: And jerkin' off doesnt count
joe: it does too, i do Jerkin' Jacks.

by Man Balls May 2, 2007

meat jerking

jerking off/beating off the grouch - masturbation - the way in which meat is jerk - cahpewt

Johnny said he couldnt come to the party beacuase he had to do some serious meat jerking

by john making August 17, 2006

Leroy Jenkins

A term oft-used by teenage and/or pre-pubescent boys that play Call of Duty: Black Ops at least 4 hours every day. The term is often yelled into a headset while playing on Xbox Live so as to alarm and thus disturb the gameplay of other players.

Emphasis is usually put on the "e" and "o" in Leroy, dragging out the pronounciation. i.e. Leeeeerooooy. While emphasis is put on the second syllable, "kins" in Jenkins. i.e. JenKIIINS.

"Frag out!"

"Leroy Jenkins!"

"Dude! WTF I just got killed because you distracted me.

by dacousin January 5, 2011

Jerica

1) A very foul girl that usually doesnt have any friends because she is so socially awkward.
2) Has horrible taste in fashion and shoes.
3) Thinks she has "natural beauty"

"OMFG! She's such a 'Jerica.' No wonder she doesn't have any friends."

by ChaceAshcroft January 13, 2009

Jerkito

A small insignificant Jerkface.

You are nothing but a Jerkito...you mean nothing!

by Sarahface November 28, 2007

Jerking Rec

A person who waste time during prison recreational time.

Hey man, stop jerking rec, and give me the weight bench.

Stop jerking rec and move your chess piece.

by Spookadeen December 9, 2021