When you don't hear correctly or you hear what you want to hear due to distraction or inability to actually stop and listen for once.
Ex. 1
Wife: "Pick up the kids at 4:30."
Husband: An hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. He had his man ears on.
Ex.2
"It's up in the cupboard!"
He looks and responds, "No, it's not in the fridge!"
He has his man ears on.
Wife: "Pick up the kids at 4:30."
Husband: An hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. He had his man ears on.
Ex.2
"It's up in the cupboard!"
He looks and responds, "No, it's not in the fridge!"
He has his man ears on.
by 310Nicole November 17, 2016
Get the man earsmug. Listening to someone else's conversation when you should be minding your own business.
Credit to Crystal Miller of Texas
Credit to Crystal Miller of Texas
I had not even sat down and she was asking me if that was about her file...
Why ask me that when she was ear hustling on the entire conversation
Why ask me that when she was ear hustling on the entire conversation
by Mystique2 June 12, 2019
Get the Ear Hustlingmug. It occurs when you refuse to wash and you still have residue from some kind of party within your ear from over a week ago
I was walking to school and my mate turned around and I caught a glimpse of his bad case of ear gunk from a party a week before
by Fredrick Dick April 26, 2017
Get the Ear Gunkmug. The Sandwich Artist making my sweet onion chicken teriyaki at Subway had ear vaginas large enough to put a cucumber through.
by KillerPurpleFrog99 October 8, 2017
Get the ear vaginamug. by Loren99 July 26, 2019
Get the Ear-Chodeingmug. by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016
Get the ear-baconmug. 1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life
2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin
2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2019
Get the ear virginmug.