The act of hooking a lover's upper teeth with your tongue so as to ascertain whether they might have dentures at a ridiculously young age. Most commonly a prelude to oral sex.
"Sharon was so shy she wasn't going to tell me she had dentures before sucking me - lucky I did a denture check."
by spongeymushroom February 21, 2013
Get the denture checkmug. A "check-in-the-box" and is an action or mandate that a group or authority takes when it doesn't want to be liable for something, so they put on an act that everyone secretly knows is functionally meaningless but has enough good intention so that criticism is often viciously attacked. In the end, if a worst-case scenario presents itself, the group or authority in question can claim they took all the possible precautions they had at their disposal and are not liable for damages while exclaiming how sorry they are things didn't happen as they would have liked. This usually leads to calls for more feel-good protocols and additional checks-in-the-box actions, and if the group or authorities' performance is good enough can even lead to the group or authority being lauded for their benevolence, all the while the people forgetting it was the original check-in-the-box that might have caused the crisis.
Person A: Do you think installing a sign warning people that there is no lifeguard on duty will help prevent drowning?
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.
by LaughingGhost February 23, 2021
Get the Check-in-the-Boxmug. When a friend is being extra thirsty and they need to evaluate their thirstiness. Put your thirst in check.
Girl: "He's hot, I'm gonna go jump on that D" Friend: "Damn girl need some water for your thirst? Thirst check."
by Ollieoats February 25, 2015
Get the thirst checkmug. a british term. to do a background check on a girl before you decide whether or not you want to wife it. this mainly means checking her body count, but can also mean asking of her to people who may know her and seeing who she’s been in a relationship with. but don’t worry! this can very much apply to the mandem aswell. we’re all thots in this life.
tyrell: so… you gonna get with aaliyah or what?
john: nah man. i did a dbs check on her. she’s been passed about.
john: nah man. i did a dbs check on her. she’s been passed about.
by mythoughtsonlinenotonpaper May 23, 2023
Get the DBS Checkmug. Used amongst employees of the service (bartender, waiter, busser, etc) field. Meant to bring attention to a certain customer present at a table, booth, counter, or elsewhere within the property for a visually obvious reason without arising suspicion amongst the patrons.
Busser: Silverware check table 85.
Waiter: Holy shit, you can see her tits from here!
Busser: Silverware check the bar top, pretty sure the female at the end isn't old enough to order juice, let alone a drink.
Waiter: Holy shit, you can see her tits from here!
Busser: Silverware check the bar top, pretty sure the female at the end isn't old enough to order juice, let alone a drink.
by NiggaHatingDolphin August 12, 2011
Get the Silverware Checkmug. The check given in 2020 to Americans during the Covid-19 pandemic.
As the infamous Donald J. Trump requested his signature on every check, though being denied by the treasury, he moaned and requested his signature to appear on the memo section of each check, an utterly pointless political move to appear as if HE is the one who had helped the American people, delaying those citizens who were in need of food and supplies by weeks or months.
As the infamous Donald J. Trump requested his signature on every check, though being denied by the treasury, he moaned and requested his signature to appear on the memo section of each check, an utterly pointless political move to appear as if HE is the one who had helped the American people, delaying those citizens who were in need of food and supplies by weeks or months.
PERSON#1: Dude, have you brought any food this week?
PERSON#2: No, i haven't ate for days, im still waiting for the Trumps vanity check to come.
PERSON#2: No, i haven't ate for days, im still waiting for the Trumps vanity check to come.
by DeviantKiller April 21, 2020
Get the Vanity Checkmug. by ALY dont ppllaayyy June 25, 2017
Get the special checkmug.