High Jerk- When two people high-five on your penis, and then proceed to jerk you off. It can be quite refreshing although, if done wrong, can permanently render the owner of said penis completely flaccid for life.
by TheTwinkleToes April 19, 2016
Get the high jerkmug. Hell;
by HighUnicorn May 4, 2015
Get the High schoolmug. Shit hole which is full of cunts who think there top tier when they live in a council house on sycamore. They also have an head teacher who thinks there posh when everyone there a drug dealer
by Hahshdhwieigckc December 11, 2019
Get the Golborne highmug. When one is sitting in a room or a car or any other confined space while others are smoking weed, however, said person does not actually take a “hit” off the pipe. As a result of being around so much smoke in a confined area one gets high (see tron, chron’d, chron, or trinitron) just from being in contact with said cloud of smoke.
(Interview with Federal Agents for a job as an IRS auditor)
IRS Agent: Your resume looks very impressive, however, do you smoke Marijuana?
Applicant: No, but one time I was in the basement at my hommie's house and everyone was getting trinitron to the max, there was so much weed beng smoked that I got a chrontact-high fo' sho'!
IRS Agent(slaps applicant on the back): Yeah, I know how that goes!
IRS Agent: Your resume looks very impressive, however, do you smoke Marijuana?
Applicant: No, but one time I was in the basement at my hommie's house and everyone was getting trinitron to the max, there was so much weed beng smoked that I got a chrontact-high fo' sho'!
IRS Agent(slaps applicant on the back): Yeah, I know how that goes!
by C-Murrrrrrrda December 31, 2008
Get the chrontact-highmug. by stickystickysticky November 26, 2010
Get the Chi-Highmug. When you use a vape (mflb) to smoke bud and it hit's just right and you are able to go out and be high with people around, but no one notices.
Person: Dude how are you able to go out a be yourself and still be high?
Me: I use a (mflb) and it hit's just right, so it gives me a functional high.
Me: I use a (mflb) and it hit's just right, so it gives me a functional high.
by Andy'sCandy October 9, 2016
Get the functional highmug. jumping and doing a high five with both hands while hitting eachothers shoes together, doing this all in the air.
by iosdiadfa January 13, 2009
Get the High Twentymug.