heterocactus

A male who is straight but will stick his prick in just about any female that comes his way. A judgement free prick.

I was at the bar when my beer goggles turned on and I was being my normal heterocactus self. All types of females were coming at me from every angle so I gave each of them a prick they would remember.

by misterbananamanager February 16, 2022

hattervig

They have a 12 foot song done bong

Hattervig: I have a big wewe

by Biggy steve February 22, 2022

Heteroclip

A movie/series that typically showcases a story in a heteronormative setup. It shows us the cis-gender gaze totally missing out on that life through the lens of other genders.

Rob: Friends is such a comforting show? It's so funny. It was even progressive of its age while showing the gay wedding and all?
Riya: Yes, it's funny. But it's such a heteroclip. The entire plot is about heterosexuals & if there are any non-hetero scenes, it's made into a joke.

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John: I have been watching Modern Family. I laugh so much but it's such a heteroclip. Like Phil only teaches her son Luke to catch a ball. Even the gay couple wants to build a princess castle for their girl. I mean, seriously? We are not in the 60s? Can we please change the gender binaries in these shoes? But hey, it makes us laugh.

by Brocovich February 23, 2022

hetera

Where hetero is a prefix for heterosexual men, hetera is the prefix for heterosexual women.

Look at that hetera goddex over there, I heard that when she transitioned to identifying as a woman she didn't like being called hetero anymore even though she was only attracted to men so she wanted to be called hetera instead!

by brennanquest March 10, 2022

heterodactyl

someone who is so straight, they come of as homosexual.

P1: "He's on his 4th girlfriend? Is he hiding something.."

P2: "no, he's just a heterodactyl."

by caaaaaacazzzz March 15, 2022

Heteroflexible Pride Day

September 3rd.

Heteroflexible Pride Day + Def
September 3rd
: Individual who is mostly straight, but rarely sexually attracted to the same sex

Identify as Female? - I'm only gay for her, so I'm heteroflexible.

Or for those who identify as male:

- I'm straight, but leave me In the room with Ryan Reynolds and we're smashing.

by Silverbums🤍 June 6, 2022

heater

A song that is groovy as fuck and takes over your brain for its duration

Holy shit, I just listened to She Feelin' My Swagg by Hi-C and man I must say, it was a heater.

by Kigler June 25, 2022