hammer-licker

Someone who likes to lick hammers: i.e. dicks, i.e. anyone you particularly don't like or is a complete "tool"...can also be used in the abbreviated form "hammer" which means the same thing to those who are familiar with the term.

Michael J Hoke is a hammer-licker extraordinaire... What does he want to do, lick your hammer? What a hammer-licker... Lawrence is such a hammer...

by Ian Webster March 26, 2008

Hammered Harmer

Anyone who spews on a bus... Started by Daniel Harmer after spewing on a college bus after getting "Hammered" on 4 Bottles of Lambrini.

(Bus Trip)
Daniel: *SPEW*
Calum: OMG We have a Hammered Harmer here.

by Calum90 October 23, 2008

hammered shit

Ugly. Most God awfull ugly one can imagine

I remember when she was the prom queen. After 5 years on her back, paying for crystal meth she is ugly as hammered shit

by robvic62b December 28, 2005

Hammer Backside Slide

When positioned doggy style behind your partner, and you generate friction with your cock between her ass cheeks to make you cum all over her back.

My girlfriend was reading in bed last night, and didn't want to fool around. I was really in the mood, so she let me give her the Hammer Backside Slide. I totally blew my load all over her back. She was in the mood then, but she was too late. When she went to take a shower, I fell asleep.

by Skankbanger November 2, 2011

Penguin Hammered

So drunk you waddle around like a penguin. It doesn't hurt to be wearing an original penguin shirt.

Damn my buddy was penguin hammered last night, he couldn't even stand.

by Slim Daddy Love June 20, 2012

The Plastic Hammer

A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.

Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

hammered

The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.

"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"

by KaiserMonkey September 8, 2003