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Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

This is a great 6th book in which Severus Snape kills Dumbledore, on page 606, go ahead and read, great book, oh yeah, and dumbledore dies, snape kills him.
Harry: Hagrid..Snape..killed Dumbledore
Hagrid: Wha' Harry?
by Reaperus August 6, 2005
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half-your-age-plus-seven

The lower limit on the age of a potential partner for a person over 14, by socially acceptable standards. Used as a rule of thumb.

The converse is twice-(your-age-minus-seven).

The following online calculator makes the math easy and also calculates how long until an UNacceptable relationship becomes acceptable:
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

Dave: Yeh man, I totally banged that Kath chick last night.
John: Are you a pedo?! She's 15!
Dave: Nah, she's 15 and a half, half-your-age-plus-seven, I'm 17, so half my age is 8.5 and plus seven is 15.5.
John: ...Doesn't change the fact that she's my sister...
by SolF1729 June 18, 2011
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Tid bit of half ass

We try to be everything to everyone and eventually only end up doing a tid bit of half ass for everyone.
by Maraki July 30, 2008
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A bitch and a half

A woman who is incredibly annoying, supremely critical, is never satisfied, and extremely demanding -- so much so as to account for one bitch plus half.
by The Chuckster January 11, 2006
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Halifax Helicopter

A sex move involving a girl with no arms or legs, Where a man stands up while having an erection, inserts his penis into the woman's vagina, and spins her around and around on his penis.
Man 1: How was the Halifax helicopter last night?

Man 2: It didn't work, she wouldn't let me cut her legs off...
by Jabildo IIII July 11, 2012
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half stacked

The period between having no boner to having a boner
I was gettin half stacked when that bitch took her shirt off
by Tripler2k August 1, 2007
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half mile under club

Sex in a train going through the Channel Tunnel between England and France, parts of which are half a mile below sea level.
Normally in a toilet but the Half Mile Under Club with Distinction is in a carriage while others are present.
by dustyp August 14, 2009
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