hairy johnson

The hairy johnson is when a man shaves all his pubes off and puts it on his penis. A girl will then suck the said penis, and pubic hair that is on the penis. This is called a Hairy Johnson. Because his dick is hairy as fuck.

"Aight girl we gonna do the Hairy Johnson now". Female - "But why?" Male - "Bitch you said you wanted me to shave my googus, so why not do this."

by Jdot2daP February 4, 2009

hairy fish

a false or fictitious event or thing, its existance is as likely as a hairy fish.

good story, but a bit of a hairy fish that one!!!!

by jimmer June 17, 2004

Hairy Rabbit Eye

1) To look at someone from the side to give them a glare or look of disapproval, like a rabbit. As a rabbit usually has a small eyes, located on the side of its head and typically has an air of superiority.

That chick is giving me the hairy rabbit eye.

by Fairy9000 January 14, 2011

hairy teresa

a nasty cunt

She has a hairy teresa

by mr.stoner May 15, 2011

hairy kirk

A quaalude induced hair style involving the use of one's own sperm as hair gel.

Damn bro that hair is stiff, you must be rocking a hairy Kirk.

by Zombie hair touched September 17, 2013

hairy rag

A cigarette in cockney slang

He rolls himself a hairy rag and puts himself to bed

by KinkyColin January 6, 2014

Hairy Cheese

The leftover semen crusted on an anus after anal intercourse.

Dang Brad. You have still have some hairy Cheese after last night.

by Schneven November 5, 2017