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Hair God

Plural: hair gods

(n) 1. used to describe a Supreme Being responsible for impeccable hair transformation(s) who many praise for approval

(n) 2. an extremely skilled stylist who has mastered the art of hair manipulation
Her hair was so flawless as if it was laid to the hair god
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pooja hair

a single strand of long black curly hair that is found in random places, such as in food, on clothes, and other random places, assumed to have came from an indian female
Today in class i found a pooja hair in my book...
it was mad gross.
by themichael December 14, 2010
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Carpet Hair

Hair that is so matted down with hair products and teasing that it now resembles a carpet.

Ex. Scene kids, porn stars.
1: Ew do you see that girls hair?
2: Yeah, she totally had carpet hair, she should wash that shit.
by Hurry Durry May 31, 2010
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FF hair

Fresh Fucked Hair - similar to bedhead; a messy hairstyle caused by sexual bedroom activities. More evident with females.
You can tell she just got some because of her FF hair.
by BobTNelis December 28, 2014
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hair weasel

The wad of hair and pubes that collects in the shower drain. Absolutely should be removed after every shower.
Son of a bitch, do you ever clean your tub? That hair weasel's so big, it looks like a small dog napping in there.
by ChisosClimber February 24, 2009
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hair flippage

The way Keith Urban flips his hair during a show when he really gets into the performance. <3
Man, you got some great hair flippage shots at the concert last night.
by DAngel January 5, 2009
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Nerd Hair

When a nerd mostly high school kids, have hair that is: Unkept, greasy, unwashed, long but not stylish long, too short(female),bowl cut.
Anthony: Look at Eric his hair looks like a monkey shat it in then he soaked it in McDonalds deep frying liquid.

Jimmy: Dude thats just nerd hair.
by ray123455 May 30, 2009
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