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The Grumpy Elephant

This occurs when an extremely obese female gives a male a blowjob. towards the climax she then blows extremely hard, thus making her ears pop out and then the male takes out his dick and slaps her in the face with it.
OMG!!! dude yesterday i saw this fat prostitute and she sucked my dick and i gave her "The Grumpy Elephant!"
by Mr. charles swanson June 9, 2011
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Forest Gump Disorder

Forest Gump disorder is condition that one goings into after being left by there sexual partner.

Forest Gump disorder is a condition in which a newly found single individual feels the need to continuously work on the cardiovascular exercises I.e running/ jogging.
This condition predominantly has it's effects on males but females can also be a victim of this disorder.
Kofi : why am I always seeing that boy yaw on the treadmill now a days?

Mensah: I am not to sure youno I think he broke up with he's girl

Kofi: oh oh yeah that makes sense he got that "Forest Gump Disorder"
by Kwame the poet June 7, 2014
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forest gump moment

The moment in life when you experience a significant event or meet a person before their fame occurs before the event would be considered significant.
Remember when Forest Gump met Elvis as a kid before Elvis was famous? That was his forest gump moment.
by Dudabooda July 5, 2014
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Mrs Gump

Heavily flirting or making out with your child's teacher or principal to obtain passing grades.
I had to go Mrs Gump with principal Miller so my boy cod graduate.
by Patsy Stone July 4, 2015
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young gummy

a young bitch who's a pro w/ da head
she's a young gummy.
by dabahdest2k16 May 11, 2016
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forrekt gump

Somebody who thinks that he can peg anyone, but is really bad at it. He often laughs about his jokes, when nobody else does, too.
Person 1: Lol, look at him, he thinks he's so funny

Person 2: Yeah, what a forrekt gump
by damio121 February 28, 2016
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forrest gump it

Run nonstop for miles until you reach another state, continent or a far destination.
Girlfriend: Babe I wish this relationship wasn’t miles away if only we can meet in person.

Boyfriend: Fuck it I’ma Forrest Gump it.
by Sweetart Queen September 20, 2017
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