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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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grease meister

A person who doesn’t wash their hair for long periods of town
jeez that spratt guy is such a grease meister
by seanspratt February 7, 2020
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natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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Greased

The act of completing or consuming something extremely fast.
"Damn, we're gonna be late for class. Let me grease these yogurts real quick."
"I just greased the fuck out of that midterm. Shit was easy af."
by LSGOE March 31, 2019
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grease muncher

overused insult that the sagaa fg uses the most, used to define fat people that eat alot of fast food.
Koni: Alright grease muncher settle down.
Java: bro you swear that shit was funny
by sagaalore January 28, 2023
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Grease

Grand Rapids slang for something amazing /hard/ fire
;Not to be applied to everything ! Something really neat
Her head was grease, yeah that song is grease
by Up north fr January 20, 2021
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greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.
I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.
by Long Drop May 3, 2022
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