doing a gooch 

meaning to tell a lie or stage a hoax, which you then believe yourself and to then panic when you realise the jokes gone too far

doing a gooch - "im going to be on britains got talent"

doing a gooch by VirtigoX May 23, 2010

zuch my gooch 

The act of rubbing a floppy head on the gooch

I really need to zuch my gooch tonight

zuch my gooch by Bryguy98 February 11, 2018

Scooter the Gooch 

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter

(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”

Scooter the Gooch by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020

Plunging the Gooch 

Taking a shower

I always feel better after plunging the gooch, squeaky clean!

Plunging the Gooch by Wunsumfuc July 26, 2022

chase licks gooch 

chase licks gooch This word comes from the tribe called the chasenolikepussyians....The word chase licks gooch means to lick ones skin between the all mighty dangling scrotum and the endless pit of bung.

"dude, i heard chase licks mad gooch in his free time."

chase licks gooch by Steven Allbright April 13, 2005

she-gooch

the space between the bottom of a chick's pussy and her asshole.

some chicks have no she-gooch! It's like their asshole and pussy are just one big hole!

she-gooch by Stevie Mac June 11, 2006

wooki gooch hair 

when a girl has long disgusting gooch hair. The hair is not only long but catches dingleberrys, and smells like hot sauna sweat.

Ex.

adam:yo did you get with that girl last night?

gomez:na bro she has "wooki gooch hair"

adam:no please stop talking.

gomez:dude..NEVER again!

wooki gooch hair by dilferdue January 3, 2013