Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.

Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.

by Koshi March 30, 2008

Gooch

When lesbians get pussy.

I just ate my girl out and her gooch was great.

by Shlongdong.com January 27, 2019

gooch twitch

The unexplainable twitch , muscle twinge felt in ones gooch when watching or seeing an act or accident that looks painful.

Man , did you see his leg snap , just had a nasty gooch twitch !

I can't watch those fail videos , every time I see someone smoke their head on the ground my gooch twitches.

by Trickedncrushed May 15, 2016

gooch of dawn

The time period befor sunrise

We have to get up at the gooch of dawn

by Slaerx June 18, 2024

Gooch goblins

Synonymous with crotch critters or Crabs.

Heard David caught the gooch goblins

by Splane750 March 22, 2021

Gooch

A glorious sneaker selection that instantly elevates your status to “walking footwear deity.”

“Nice gooch”

by PizzaPizza0728 August 20, 2025

My gooch Bitch

something funny to say around friends😂

wanna know what it smells like “My Gooch Bitch”

by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020