Ass Goblin

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)

You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!

by J July 22, 2003

crash goblin

Used to describe an individual who is addicted to speed/stunt motor sports such as riding ATVs,dirt bikes and dune buggies. The person may have been in an accident or not, and can imply a future accident for the person.

Damn, Ryan pratically killed himself in that dirt bike race. I hope that crash goblin learns his lesson.

by Lymphusc October 15, 2007

Dick goblin

A creature that hides under your bed and sucks/gobbles your dick while you are asleep.

''Fuck the dick goblin got the best of me last night, my dick is all numb.''

by Diefo12 August 11, 2021

Mud Goblin

Derogatory term used to offend a person of dark skin

Shut up you mud goblin
Look over there, a mud goblin!

by brentwood school boi September 17, 2019

Goblin Syndrome

When a person has a beer belly or at least a small gut but yet has thin arms and legs, almost like the shape of a goblin or even a troll in a sense.

That guy over there looks like a middle aged, soccer mom van driving, Sunday church-going chump so he must have goblin syndrome.

by RunDikkMC October 30, 2015

thigh goblin

a cannibalistic demon that eats children

the thigh goblins are coming!!!!!!! run!!! hide!!!!!

by penis headed goat November 8, 2019

tin goblin

Poverty-Stricken Sesh Gremlin (see "Sesh Gremlin")

"Can't believe he is away out tonight again, its been the sixth night in a row."

"I know, he's such a tin goblin"

by HoneyFord Mustang July 30, 2017