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Baby Goat

A term of endearment and validation (G.O.A.T, greatest of all time) used for small or cute things
Person 1: "That kid kills it at the drums!"
Person 2: "Dude's a baby goat"
by 3pointkiller February 19, 2022
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goat fucker

An older man, usually in a position of power, that is exceeding cheap. Will often go out of his way to gain money from people under him.
I cleaned that apartment up like a Super 8 motel, and that goat fucker of a landlord that owns half the town screwed me out of my deposit.
by wolf lungs January 18, 2009
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goat blower

Someone rumoured to be into bestiality that may have performed oral sex on a male goat.
Two farmers at a local bar might say
"Do you reckon Ted will ever get married"?
"What, that old goat blower? Not while Acorn's still alive"
by Feelmidick November 1, 2006
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Goat Busters

Goat Busters are an assortment of Southern white Anglo-americans who chew tabacky and rape/sodomize goats across the landscape.
Phred: WTF HAPPENED here? It looks like the livestock got hit by a tornado!!! Who ya gonna call?

Jo'moquan: Goat Busters!

I ain't fraid a no goats.....
by Jacques Asse August 5, 2009
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Goat choke

Goat choke: To have anal sex with a girl while she is reverse cowgirl upside-down screaming like a Billy goat while you choke her. Mainly if the female is rockabilly or has tattoos.
I was gonna goat choke this babe I picked up from the bar last night but I got to drunk. I rockabilly goat chocked this babe I met at the stray cats concert. She really into it.
by Shane Woodabin June 29, 2010
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weak goat

a state of being excessively lame or worthless.
"Dude, you are such a weak goat. . . why don't you get off your ass and do something besides sleep all day and download porn."
by Phil Thesak October 5, 2005
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Goat poon

I really want some goat poon
by Poon slayer6969 October 28, 2016
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