goat job 

Massaging a hard veiny penis in a rough goat like mannor.

Haley gives Mark excellent goat jobs.

goat job by T-bag696969 September 9, 2006

goat moan 

A sound that a canadian makes when he is getting pwnd in any video game resulting in an older man humping him.

Josh(canadian): Muaah Muaah Muaah (goat moan)
Eric: The next guy that moans like a goat is going to get humped.
Josh: MUAAAAAAHHHHH
(Eric humps Josh)

goat moan by Orrin Oliver April 1, 2008

Goat Bag 

Obnoxious/hilarious intruder of the once peaceful scrabble match or an apparatus for toating goats around.

ohh no, the goat bag is here make way for obnoxious scrabble interruption or Hey hand me that goat bag I need my goats.

Goat Bag by goatbag January 13, 2009

Goat Swag 

When you have the swag of a goat

Guy 1: Hey! That kid Ronnie Fine really has some goat swag!
Ronnie Fine: Hey! You're right !

Goat Swag by RonnieFine69x November 29, 2011

goat poker 

self explanatory

a person anally rapes goats

goat poker by steveo February 24, 2004

Goat Kiss 

To put your testicles between the back of your thighs exposing the Goat then put it to someones face

Dude im gonna Goat Kiss you while you sleep. Goat

Goat Kiss by Pandathrower December 15, 2009

Goat and Oyster 

The psychological disorder when two friends hang out so much that their friendship borders on codependency, and they only act out when around each other. This results in dick riding that is usually harmless but can turn into chronic douchebaggery if undiagnosed.

Me: those guys are really cool, but not when they act like batman and robin. Its unhealthy.

Jesh: yeah dude, they are totally goat and oyster.

Goat and Oyster by Thedudelebowski August 7, 2013