gooey gobbler

someone that sucks down cum with pleasure in mass amounts.

Britney spears is considered a gooey gobbler after sucking all members of nsyncs cocks.

by scabbed June 27, 2006

gobble gobble

The sound a mouse makes when imitating a turkey

Mouse: gobble gobble
Person A: Its a turkey!
PersonB: That it is.
Mouse: Haha I win.

by Doctor of Zoology May 14, 2015

gobbledygook

The act of performing oral sex on a person of Asian descent.

I performed some serious gobbledygook at that Pho house on Saturday.

by renton November 13, 2009

Galloping Gobbler

N. Oral sex act in which the giver gets down on all fours on a treadmill, then crawls (at whatever speed the treadmill is on) toward the genitals while giving oral pleasure.

"The other day at the gymn this girl gave me a galloping gobbler, it was pretty funny because while she was sucking i put the speed on 10."

by slapcore pleaser December 3, 2005

globber

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-
dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running. Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or speculative sense

"I globber for you."

by your name here April 23, 2005

Poop Gobbler

n. 1) Someone who craves and indulges in consuming their own fecal matter.

n. 2) Someone who sucks really badly.

Rick: "I have something to tell you Matt"
Matt: "What's that?"
Rick: "I'm a poop gobbler... I crave my own shit!"

"That poop gobbler's a poop gobblin'!"

by J-nig what what October 11, 2006

Knob Gobbler

A Knob Gobbler is a term used to describe a woman whose main goal in life is to receive as much "Knob" as possible per day. The average amount of "Knob" per day for a professional Knob Gobbler is about 5, any less is a travesty. Normally a Knob Gobbler would take it in the mouth but the arse is often accepted as a valid mean of Gobbling.

Joe: You see that girl over there? She noshed me right off the other day, TOTAL KNOB GOBBLER!

by Electic_Potato March 9, 2014