globbed

to be drunk

I got globbed last night

by mm2360 May 10, 2010

GLOBETARD

A pathetic insult used by the scientifically illiterate, religiously indoctrinated, low intelligence, and poorly educated members of the flat earth movement to refer to anyone is aware of the scientific fact that the world we live on is an oblate spheroid (nearly a sphere).

Look at that GLOBETARD, he believes in "gravity" and "science". YouTube tells me he is an idiot. I can't see a curve and the sun looks really close to me when I leave my mom's basement. Pass the crayons, I'm hungry.

by Fluffywastaken June 2, 2021

globetrotter

A runner, a ripper, a hoe, and a bopper!! meaning they like to fuck , suck and swollow. Originated in the bay area, san pablo.

"Damn man, did you see that globetrotter?? As soon as that girl walked out the bathroom 20 other guys walked out pulling up there pants!

by Berto D. June 27, 2006

Global Meltdown

When a person is traveling and they fall apart. This person attracts attention to himself or herself because they have lost their edge. Their friends flee immediately.

I am out of here. We are in Prague and Ryan is having a Global Meltdown and yelling at the nice waitress. Get him a broom to pick up his scattered mental pieces and have him call me tomorrow when he has his s*&# together. Unacceptable.

by Bartendress February 2, 2006

Golden Globe

The Emmy of movie awards.

"I'm sorry, I've never heard of her."
"But she won a Golden Globe!"
"Ok... so?"

by STJosh May 5, 2007

globbed

When you take a fat hit of some kind of cannabis extract(usually dabs, on rare occasions hash is substituted) and it hits you so hard that you can barely remember your own name

Tyrone: yo, come thru. I just picked up some Errl
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.

**between 5 and 10 minutes later**

Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit

by Fro (aka Smokey) February 4, 2017

Globgogabgalab

A slimy flesh blob, once an elf, now whatever it is now. It appeared in a film, it hates The Scarlet Queen, and has become a meme.

Guy 1: I know the lyrics of this song that the Globgogabgalab sung in that one movie!
I'm the Globglogabgalab
I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove

I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha

I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

by DunnaD May 24, 2018