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Pull a Gabe

(verb) to purposefully avoid responsibilities despite knowing the burden it will have on colleagues or friends.
Hey John, are you coming into work today?
Nah. I'm gonna pull a Gabe and let someone else do it.
It's no wonder that you'll never get that promotion.
Pull a Gabe by LazyGabe June 6, 2015
Related Words
-Did you know, Ice Cube used to be called T-bag?
-(instantly) Yeah!Yeah!
-No he didn't, YOU HAVE BEEN GABED!!! To gabe
To gabe by Flow123456 November 7, 2020

Pulled a Gabe

(V) Throwing up after ten too many jello shots, then falling asleep in said puke only for it to dye your hair the color of the jello.
Adam: "Dude, why is your hair blue?"
Me: "I pulled a Gabe last night."
Pulled a Gabe by girlgabe April 3, 2013

pulling a gabe

To put forth a long list of excuses after loosing a game of table tennis.
Stop it with the excuses man, you're "pulling a gabe"
pulling a gabe by Mike Beardman September 1, 2014

Dirty Gabe

1. A condition that occurs when a fist, covered with a boxing glove, is inserted into another persons anus without the benefit of prior lubrication.

2. A form of sexual forplay where a exceptionally large hand or fist is inserted into the rectum while being covered with an even larger object (i.e. gloves, brass knuckles, wool mittens).
My girl won't get turned on unless I glove up and give her a vigerous Dirty Gabe.
Dirty Gabe by Trickmasta T. Shizzle November 30, 2010

Gay Gabe 

A gay kid from Alaska who tries to have sex with two not gay boys at once in a camper, resulting in him being rejected and made fun of for the rest of his life.
(In the camper)

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Hey buddys you wanna play truth or dare

Brandon: Um Ok i guess...........

John: what the fuck?

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Ok guys dont freak out, but I dare you let me suck your dicks

Brandon: Dude John lets get the fuck out of here.

John: No doubt dude, Oleana is a total Gay Gabe
Gay Gabe by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009