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Cable TV tower

Premeditated possession of a licensed globicide I.C.B.M. worse than owning a butane airgun, a 36" cable TV channel is able to destroy a entire planet or earth with just a k.g. of antimatter and some thermite?
Cable TV tower is not like a safe purchased all inclusive licensed veiwing product like a rented series, having it is possibly possession of long range globicide vehicle?
by Cody5050 February 13, 2022
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Tv Drill

When you want to fuck a TV show so bad you drill a hole into the TV and your girlfriend/mum forces your penis into the TV until you ejaculate through the TV onto her face
Man castle vania is good I would love to TV drill that with that show.
by cOCKYCOCKLEFUCKER May 22, 2018
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TV Head

A person who has a sizeable gap In-between both eyes. (Severe cases could cause the person be referred to as "Flat Screen TV Head".
Leshauna; Did you see TV Head the other day?
BrakeyCakes; Boy did I?! It was hard to miss 'em when they more of a Flat Screen TV Head!
Leshauna; You can say that again!
by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023
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Up TV

an American basic cable television network that was founded to have a focus on gospel music. It has expanded into family-friendly original movies, series, and specials
Up TV is owned by InterMedia Partners. The name and logo are a reference to Uplifting Entertainment, one of the channel's content providers.
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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Tv

by vehicularbitch January 7, 2023
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TV Legend

The honorific title given to a person (usually a third rate actor) who hasn't been seen on TV for years, but suddenly appears in a local newspaper story, Pantomime or dies.
"TV legend, Kevin Seep who appeared in washing powder advert in the 80's will be one of the contestants in the next "I'm A Celebrity"
"Agnes Flange, the TV legend who appeared in the Payton Place spin-off, died last month at the age of 81."
by Kevin Seep December 14, 2021
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smut tv

In regard to reality television shows, refers to the stupid vapidity and mindless entertainment that appeals to the lowest common denominator low brow audience.

Garbage tv, shows you'd find in the dumpster.
"Hey wanna watch The Bachelor?"

"No, thank you. I don't watch smut tv."
by FaceLikeASlappedAss March 7, 2024
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