Dinner Ass: (noun) An ass so nice and delicious that it can be eaten for dinner.; An ass large enough to be compared to the larger size of dinner with respect to other meals.
by Slowek99 December 07, 2013
The slightly moist froth that builds up between a persons ass cheeks after prolonged physical activity on warm days. Ass Lather is usually accompanied by a foul stench. Similar to Swamp Balls.
Dude, I forgot to take a shower before I nailed Amanda in the turd cutter, now I have a serious case of Ass Lather!
by TheGhosthammer January 20, 2008
verb. To have relationships on the side, or to have sexual relations without one's friends having knowlege of the encounters.
noun. The person who acts as the significant other in said events.
noun. The person who acts as the significant other in said events.
Example 1
Friend 1: I haven't seen Pete around on the weekends lately. What the hell is he up to?
Friend 2: I think he's getting some secret ass.
Example 2
It wasn't 'till months later that Pete finally got up the courage to introduce his secret ass to his friends.
Friend 1: I haven't seen Pete around on the weekends lately. What the hell is he up to?
Friend 2: I think he's getting some secret ass.
Example 2
It wasn't 'till months later that Pete finally got up the courage to introduce his secret ass to his friends.
by hardcore_2031 July 02, 2005
The numb feeling you get in your butt after sitting in front of the computer buying or entering info to sell stuff on ebay for an extended period of time.
Chris: I've been sitting here for HOURS filling out the forms to sell my useless crap on ebay! This takes FOREVER!
Dave: You need a break!
Chris: Seriously...I'm starting to get Ebay Ass. I can't feel my legs anymore!
Dave: You need a break!
Chris: Seriously...I'm starting to get Ebay Ass. I can't feel my legs anymore!
by WatsonsBubbler March 20, 2006
Inadvertently and unknowingly calling someone on your cell phone by sitting on your phone and having their speed dial number depressed by your posterior.
We got another ass-call from Maurice when he sat on his cell phone last night and we were forced to listen to him plead for some action with his date. As always when he sits on our speed-dial key, he has no idea that we were listening in on his conversation.
by " P" Lambert November 11, 2007
by Dont worry bout it November 12, 2004
When making love in the bedroom, Savanah's ass gets a lot of special attention because of Ray's ass fetish.
by pimpsnhoswithhairyasses January 14, 2008