Conversational Jesus

A person with the ability to turn a conversation about water into a conversation about wine.
A: After my work-out i was really thirsty, i would have killed for some water.
B: Then why didn't you just un-cork a good bottle?
A: Un-cork? .... are you talking about wine again?
B: Of course, what else?
A: Man, you'r a true Conversational Jesus!..
by Darkwing Warming April 01, 2011
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Jesus-ey

The act of being kind, caring, benevolent
Clarie: "Sheila, your new jeans make your ass look fat!!"

Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"
by Lt 50 December 02, 2009
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Flamingo Jesus

He is a god among all people, worshiped by a very small amount of people he is very honored by his church.

He is son to Sky god and is the successor his. His Description appears to be a Pink Flamingo with a watermelon body with banana legs and a halo above his head
Person 1: Yuh bruh have you prayed to Flamingo Jesus Yet?

Person 2: Of Course!

Person 1: Nice! I don't have to lose a friend
by KingMIkel January 26, 2019
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on baby jesus

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
by Ty💀 September 19, 2020
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jesus seam

The Jesus seam is the vertical hemispherical ridge across a man's testicles implying this is where God welded or stitched him together.
I got kicked right in the balls so hard I thought I split my Jesus seam.
by Sicrowell May 04, 2016
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jesus fetish

1. a simp for Jesus, very Catholic maybe too much. Probably very overbearing to talk to.

2. If you have such a fetish, why and please consider seeing a psychiatrist, you sick fuck.
Son: Father, I think I've developed a fetish for our only Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Father: It's great to hear that you have faith in God no-, Wait what?

Son: A Jesus fetish, Father!

Father: What the fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck out of my house, you're not my son anymore I'm disowning you.
by Kazariiiiiiiiiiii-chan July 03, 2022
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khaki jesus

Khaki Jesus aka Steve Irwin. He is the only person to rock a pair of generic khakis
Friend 1: have you ever heard of Steve Irwin

Friend 2: do you mean khaki Jesus
by Gopackmc September 29, 2020
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