fake fixin'

A person (generally a man with a huge ego) who attempts to work on, or trys to fix something without having any knowledge, or little knowledge about how to fix whatever they're working on. Usually involving mechanic tools, hand tools, or electric tools.

Yo Mike, you listen to those factory technicians at work talk about how they always work on their cars and fix them? It's like they auto mechanics.

Nah bro, they ain't no auto mechanics, they jus fake fixin'

by lonesniper24 September 29, 2009

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Fake Friend

You think you can count on them, but they will disappoint you not 1 nor 2 nor 3 times but until you realise you're being tricked by them.

"You know Maria? She's a fake friend. She used me and now she's sorry, because she needs me again."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

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Fake friends

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I hate fake friends like them ulgy hoes tf

by Made by Shamyaia July 19, 2019

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Fake Poppin

Used to express something that is hyped up to exaggerated levels but then when you experience it for yourself it sucks, or isn't cool at all.

Nikki told me that party last night was hot but, when we got there, it was fake poppin so we left..

by @TundeDreams July 11, 2010

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fake news

Typical coverage from Fox News. Their reporting contains so many exagerations, falsities, and interjected opinions, that it can in no way be considered proper and informative.

Naive Fool: I wanna find out what's going on in the world today, let's flip on Fox News.
Person Who's Not A Moron: Don't watch that crap, it's fake news, they're brainwash ya.
Naive Fool: Nah, it's on TV, it has to be true.

After watching Hannity and O'Reilly....

Naive Guy: Wow, I love Bush's policies. Did you know he was right all along? Wow, that Hillary is an whiney old bag.
Non-Moron: See, I told you this would happen!

by Enlightened1 February 12, 2008

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