Flap jacking 

The female version of tea bagging.

What is it called when a girl tea bags someone? It's called flap jacking!

Flap jacking by Chucksama November 14, 2013

Six Flags 

A cheap and legal alternative to an abortion clinic. Ride the Texas Giant 6 times in a row or until she pukes. Then leave her while you go ride other rides and molest Wonder Woman.

"Man this bia was telling me her period was late, so I took her to Six Flags. It was a nice little Sunday."

Six Flags by eRoc-of-AAA December 23, 2008

flagship 

The most important example of a product or service

The company's flagship medicine was taken off the market due to safety concerns.

flagship by The Return of Light Joker July 4, 2009

flap ear

Large, protruding ear; from the Dutch 'flaporen' or flap ears, also known as 'zeiloren' which literally means 'sail ears'

flap ears to sail with

flap ear by Tzeni July 17, 2006

flap fungus 

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

flap fungus by flaplover February 2, 2010

Fapsted

Pronounced Fap-Sted, this word is used as a name for a school in which the teachers and/or students are somwhat or utter morons.

Dan: Have you seen Bill's new school? They don't get sex-ed until 9th grade!
Dylan: Yeah, its such a fapsted! Why the hell did his parents put him there?

Fapsted by Smaster1755 October 18, 2012

Fapsassination 

The belief that the death/ destruction of something can be attributed to you masturbating to that item.

This can be applied to masturbation that results in the termination of that Object by accident, or masturbation with the intent to kill (malicious masturbation)

Example of a Fapsassination:

I once fapped to the idea of having sex with one of my moms really hot friends before going to sleep.

Woke up the next morning to find out she'd killed herself that night...that was something that nobody I know will ever find out about.

-Reddit user TyperSniper

Fapsassination by pseudonymousR August 1, 2016