flagship

The most important example of a product or service

The company's flagship medicine was taken off the market due to safety concerns.

by The Return of Light Joker July 4, 2009

flap ear

Large, protruding ear; from the Dutch 'flaporen' or flap ears, also known as 'zeiloren' which literally means 'sail ears'

flap ears to sail with

by Tzeni July 17, 2006

flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

Fapsted

Pronounced Fap-Sted, this word is used as a name for a school in which the teachers and/or students are somwhat or utter morons.

Dan: Have you seen Bill's new school? They don't get sex-ed until 9th grade!
Dylan: Yeah, its such a fapsted! Why the hell did his parents put him there?

by Smaster1755 October 18, 2012

Fapsassination

The belief that the death/ destruction of something can be attributed to you masturbating to that item.

This can be applied to masturbation that results in the termination of that Object by accident, or masturbation with the intent to kill (malicious masturbation)

Example of a Fapsassination:

I once fapped to the idea of having sex with one of my moms really hot friends before going to sleep.

Woke up the next morning to find out she'd killed herself that night...that was something that nobody I know will ever find out about.

-Reddit user TyperSniper

by pseudonymousR August 1, 2016

Flapanny

Flappany (Pronounced Fla-Panny) is the definition of the unfortunate sight of an enlarged and saggy labia between a females legs.

Dave: Bro, I went down on Jade last night, she was huge! Could have fit my head in there!
Carl: Mate that girl must have a Flapanny!
Dave: You know that! She'll be flapping in the wind for days!

by Superpete December 15, 2016

flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017