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Busted-Out Puss Flap

This is achieved when the inner labia (typically of a fat woman) sticks out to the side and looks like a uvula. It is especially common for the accompanying odor to be the worst thing you will ever smell in a thousand lifetimes.
"I figured I'd take that whore to a cheap motel, but when she took her pants off my eyes started to sting so I got the hell out of there because I was pretty sure I was in for a busted-out puss flap."
by Des Long November 16, 2012
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Bristley sprung flap

A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.
My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.
by Bazildog November 4, 2020
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Related Words

mud flap

Derived from the German word müdflapenzie.
Ich bin ein müdflapenzie
by Toth October 17, 2003
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flapcrackers

"She had a minge like Uncle Albert's beard after a pie-eating contest; I've never seen so many flapcrackers..."
by xine, wielder of the magic hat February 26, 2007
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Falph!

Ben: Yo Falph! Get over here and watch me play tug o' dump beh!
by clav2011 May 30, 2011
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Flap Bagging

When a woman suction cups her flaps to a person or object
Oi I heard Emma went around flap bagging the whole house!
by Dramallana February 15, 2017
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Faphat

Noun. The object of being a faphat. One must indeed be able a) to fap (see related definitions) and must b) possess a hat. Setting those conditions allows the usage of this often negatively-associated word.
Ben Affleck may indeed pwn me, but he is still a faphat.
by Jason Friedman February 5, 2003
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